1. So our tree trimmer looks like a crack head, probably is. So this guy calls me and tells me he's coming over to trim the palm trees at the motel and told me to have the money ready. I told him no since they don't need to be trimmed and my brother (who is the manager) is the one that pays him. But my brother will be out until later today so this guy can't get his money unless if he comes in later today. So anyways, this 90lb, 5'3 crackhead guy freaks the **** out on the phone. He was like, "I ALREADY HAD A CANCELLATION TODAY AND I'M COMING OVER ANYWAYS BECAUSE WE AGREED ON THIS DATE".

    Crack kills.
    Edited: July 27, 2015

  2. Just missed the AWP Hyper Beast by two spots ;.;

  3. Just missed the AWP Hyper Beast by two spots ;.;
    I'll give you one...oh wait...sold both of them.

    HA

    GOT EEEEEMMMMM

  4. Found a card with game codes on it at work lying around next to the thrash bin. Total content's worth : ~200$... jesus.. Trying to trade some of the stuffs I didn't use for CS:GO keys. mwahhahah

  5. Found a card with game codes on it at work lying around next to the thrash bin. Total content's worth : ~200$... jesus.. Trying to trade some of the stuffs I didn't use for CS:GO keys. mwahhahah
    You realize you just stole, right? It was not in the trash bin, therefore it was not trash. Someone placed that there and you stole it like that.

  6. It was from my co-worker's new i7, he threw away the box with the remaining contents (by threw away I mean place next to the thrash). I did not steal, I salvaged.

  7. Did you bother informing him about it, in case he just hadn't noticed it?
    Or you just stole it?

  8. I always store the **** I really want next to the trash can to fool people into thinking i want to throw them away and then they steal it and then i sue them for double what it's worth

  9. I left my old monitor outside when moving house.. Next to my rubbish bin.. RIP Monitor.

  10. I left my old monitor outside when moving house.. Next to my rubbish bin.. RIP Monitor.
    RIP monitor, you served your pixel purpose.

  11. I'm bored. If anyone beats me in a casual CS:GO match (I host), I'll give them my DDPAT Gargantuan **** AWP skin. It's worth $11.46. It would sell almost immediately if it was put up for $11.40.

  12. I'm bored. If anyone beats me in a casual CS:GO match (I host), I'll give them my DDPAT Gargantuan **** AWP skin. It's worth $11.46. It would sell almost immediately if it was put up for $11.40.
    Maybe, is it a 1v1 on a big *** map like dust 2? I don't have the patience to keep looking at every spot with shift.

  13. I'm bored. If anyone beats me in a casual CS:GO match (I host), I'll give them my DDPAT Gargantuan **** AWP skin. It's worth $11.46. It would sell almost immediately if it was put up for $11.40.
    let's do this

  14. I'm bored. If anyone beats me in a casual CS:GO match (I host), I'll give them my DDPAT Gargantuan **** AWP skin. It's worth $11.46. It would sell almost immediately if it was put up for $11.40.
    With what would be my 200ms...
    god no.

    Reason I hate playing CSGO when I do, my EU ping is just fabulous!.

    RIP monitor, you served your pixel purpose.
    I had to ask a friend to borrow their monitor. Which I used for 4 years up till I got my current one, gotta love them 4:3 monitors!

  15. That annoying moment when you can use 3 monitors but your table is too small.

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