Share something pointless about your life!

[Panofsky]

Like what, you need to be facing the ground so gravity helps with length?

Have you taken my post as directly pointed to you? it was just a random joke.

And of course it helps, if you like ****ing the ground like some african tribes do.

[Kemii]

Well, it's understandable, I suppose. It must be the same with short guys and the whole expectation of the male figure being able to "shield" the female and all that evolution stuff (that nowadays people try to turn into "patriarchy oppression"). But does that means you'd avoid people who aren't your height or taller?

Generally yes. I don't want to make out I'm picky or anything but it's just the way it is.

[Obnoxious]

Have you taken my post as directly pointed to you? it was just a random joke.

And of course it helps, if you like ****ing the ground like some african tribes do.

No, I didn't take it personally at all, but, since I couldn't relate with the "troubles with penis length when on the horizontal depending on which side is facing the ground," it got me curious about what people might experience.

Generally yes. I don't want to make out I'm picky or anything but it's just the way it is.

You are being picky. But I've seen worse. I've had girls want to date me because I have long hair before.

[Kemii]

You are being picky. But I've seen worse. I've had girls want to date me because I have long hair before.

Your beard is pretty glorious though :3

[Obnoxious]

Your beard is pretty glorious though :3

I've gotten **** for it, from people saying that "the Lincoln"/"chin curtain" isn't beard, just a goatee, to people accusing and arguing that I bleach the actually natural blondish strip it has in the middle. My hair, on the other hand, I've had women wishing they had mine to wanting to buy it.

[Zardonic]

Height doesn't matters horizontally.

KappaPride

[Shiina]

Just broke my 12-game losing streak on League.



That was painful.

[Shiina]

I don't like being the taller one, I feel manly and I get the impression the guy feels slightly emasculated.

My girlfriend is slightly taller than me and I don't really think it matters.

[Lawl]

I hate when there are kids on my team in CS:GO. I hate kids in general.

[helzz]

My girlfriend is slightly taller than me and I don't really think it matters.

I would never date a guy that's shorter than me. I am quite picky but that is the main criteria- must be taller than me.

Although I'm 5'4, pretty much everyone is taller than me.

[Panofsky]

I guess everyone should define himself picky if he needs just one criteria to be respected when he chooses a potential partner. I've met boys and girls who have tons of criteria...

Once a friend of mine has really gone over this: we were in a bar and a incredibly good locking girl walked in front of us and the entire male population inside the room was turning his head watching her passing by. When she was far from us I turned mine to my friend with that kind of smile every man does in these situations but he schocked me with this sentence: "Yeh, but I don't like the shoes that she wears". I swear he was not joking... Seven years has passed and he still needs to find his perfect girlfriend. Guess yourself why.

[Link]

I hate when there are kids on my team in CS:GO. I hate kids in general.

This guy yesterday say "Wii is my little brother and he's nova 1 and carrying you all"
guess how many more kills I had than him when he said this? 10-15. Finished the game with 9 more than him.


This also happened over the weekend
https://gfycat.com/HopefulWeeFlicker

[Djokula]

Kekkai Sensen was too short wayyyyyyyy too short,damn it bones

[Shiina]

CHECKMATE.

[Link]

CHECKMATE.

I BET YOU CAN'T FIND MY FIRST ACCOUNT

terribly difficult to find