Thank you: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...43/462/79a.gif
Also, I did:
"Since it's 1x I bet you could go quest for an hour, and still be an appropriate level for the dungeon? :) "
But you alas rejected it.
The only reason they are not doable is due to instability which is expected during launch week. Your anger is understood, but for the most part unjustified in regards to demanding action from the staff for compensation. They've made posts saying things would be bumpy for a bit and asked for your patience. Not being able to complete a dungeon on Day 1 doesn't spell the end of the world. You'll live don't worry.
Remember to join the game the best you can even through all these d/c's.
