Share something pointless about your life!

[Sixtyninee]

I don't think I'm the type to get fat though. I used to play football and nowadays I go to the gym and ride my bike when I get the chance. Plus work, helping my friend with his business if he pays and I feel like it, hiking, going jogging with sis.... or at least she's jogging and I make sly remarks...
Nah, I ain't never gonna get fat, I'm pretty active irl.

Start asking around, I think you'll be surprised by how many people have been where you are and are down that road Obnoxious mentioned.

[Funkymusic]

Squat all day every day.
That's where it's at.

and thats where ill be at.

































thats where ill be at too sweetheart.








































kisses.

[Funkymusic]

Just wait until you hit 25-30 and your metabolism plummets.

just wait till you are old. have kids no wife bc she left and had an affair with the dog and such.

then you get mad and start pumping iron like Arnold and become a sexual healing t-rex with untold abilities to praise and worship Buddha

i played the piccolo in school for a play. i want to say it was beauty and the beast. i like beast.

[Alkamo]

i played the piccolo in school for a play. i want to say it was beauty and the beast. i like beast.

Did you get to paint yourself green and wear a cape?

But seriously guys, many people post 25 have perfectly fine bodys, even with a lesser metabolism. It doesn't instantly mean someone smaller is going to turn into a fat midget all of a sudden.

[magaginho]

Did you get to paint yourself green and wear a cape?

But seriously guys, many people post 25 have perfectly fine bodys, even with a lesser metabolism. It doesn't instantly mean someone smaller is going to turn into a fat midget all of a sudden.

As long you take care of yourself with daily exercise you should be fine. Usually, people don't think that their regular meals are the trick to avoid that metabolism break. I cutted out sugar two years ago and I don't miss it at all. I avoid any kind of food, drink, whatever, that has sugar levels on it. I just avoid that and go to the gym 5 days per week. I'm turnin' 26 this year and I'm fine so far.

[Obnoxious]

just wait till you are old. have kids no wife bc she left and had an affair with the dog and such.

I'm already not young, have no kids because I hate kids and broke up with my last girlfriend/fiancee because she wanted kids.

But seriously guys, many people post 25 have perfectly fine bodys, even with a lesser metabolism. It doesn't instantly mean someone smaller is going to turn into a fat midget all of a sudden.

And you're right, you don't "instantly turn into a fat midget," but you also don't get to "eat like mad. Midnight snacks of Lion or candies is on the reg, I once ate 10 burgers from Mc after drinking 4 beers," which was the point in the context.

[Alkamo]

Completely agree with that part, however it's not tough to simply change an eating habit once you hit that stage though. When you're young and able to eat whatever you like without any noticeable difference, do it. I can down probably half of what TheClam's doing after a night out drinking, go for a run a couple times a week and end up losing weight somehow. I'll miss the days when I'm able to do this, so I'll enjoy it while I can.

[Funkymusic]

I'm already not young, have no kids because I hate kids and broke up with my last girlfriend/fiancee because she wanted kids.



And you're right, you don't "instantly turn into a fat midget," but you also don't get to "eat like mad. Midnight snacks of Lion or candies is on the reg, I once ate 10 burgers from Mc after drinking 4 beers," which was the point in the context.

you totally glossed over the dog part. i am sad.

hate kids? man wait till your my age and got one. it changes your whole life. all women want kids. so you better get used to it lol.

[Obnoxious]

hate kids? man wait till your my age and got one. it changes your whole life. all women want kids. so you better get used to it lol.

I have no idea what's "your age," but I despise babies, and that's not a trait I'm expecting to change. Even their smell, which people seem to adore, makes me nauseated. Thankfully, you're wrong - not all women want kids, and the amount that don't just seems to be increasing.

[TheClam]

lol you misunderstood. I don't eat like that every day. Hell I'd get sick of Mc's after 3 days if I were to down 10 burgers a day. Even so I'm kinda sick of it, I lately went to KFC for some reason. I don't really like chicken because it's a dry meat but whatever, my friend is addicted so I can't say no.

Speaking of babies, how do you get a baby out of a blender?

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With nachos.

[Alkamo]

Speaking of babies, how do you get a baby out of a blender?

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With nachos.

What's worse than throwing a baby out of a plane?

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Catching it with a pitchfork

[TheClam]

How do you load a truck with babies?

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WITH a pitchfork.

[Alkamo]

What's the difference between a million dollars and a bunch of babies?

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I don't have a million dollars in the boot of my car

[warnly]

I hate kids and babies and I love this thread

[TheClam]

We should stop. I feel like we're treading a fine line with these baby jokes here. At least the real babies...

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...never get old.