Share something pointless about your life!

[Mirda2000]

When we are already at facepalms and breaking noses.

As a experienced boxer (3 years). After all these tough matches and sparring, against many men from 15 to 56 years, my MOM BROKE MY NOSE.

Briefly. I was an ***** and I did something bad. When I got home, My mom was waiting in the hallway. She started to scream at me, I retaliated. Instantly, she grabbed her 3cm fat heels and started hitting me with them. I got 'bout 5 strokes, the last two were painful, one in the left hand, and the last blow right in the upper part of nose.

Thanks ****ing god and my mighty strong genetics, it was a small fracture and my nose got well in 3 weeks, also appearance.

[Invictum]

Hey mirDa,

I’m putting my hopes up really high here for Mercy to read this post and realize how tough guy you really are.

LMAO

I just couldn’t resist, sorry.

[Mercy]

Why do I get the distinct impression that Mirda has a crush on me?

[Shiina]

I'm up to 12 so far, haven't broken my nose just yet.

Not trying hard enough.

[Invictum]

Why do I get the distinct impression that Mirda has a crush on me?

Distinct? He's obvious, and it looks like a quite a crush.

Brave.

[Mirda2000]

Why do I get the distinct impression that Mirda has a crush on me?

No.

Tho, I would still take you out for a bubble tea.

[Mercy]

Yep, all but confirmed now.

[Invictum]

Mirda,
she likes it.

[Mercy]

Mirda,
she likes it.

Listen here you little ****!

[Ostlimpa]

I believe you should send Mercy som cute cat pictures Mirda, I assure you it is a 100% scientifically proven way to a girl's heart!

[Peregrine]

If that was me it might work since me n Mercy go waaay back .)
But then again,i'd treat a lady like lady should be treated, with a rose petals and a candle light dinner with perhaps a moonlight sonata :) and some casual relaxing chit chat :)

[Ostlimpa]

If that was me it might work since me n Mercy go waaay back .)
But then again,i'd treat a lady like lady should be treated, with a rose petals and a candle light dinner with perhaps a moonlight sonata :) and some casual relaxing chit chat :)

lul, Id still go with the cute cat pictures. =)

[Shiina]

If that was me it might work since me n Mercy go waaay back .)
But then again,i'd treat a lady like lady should be treated, with a rose petals and a candle light dinner with perhaps a moonlight sonata :) and some casual relaxing chit chat :)

m'oderator

[Invictum]

If that was me it might work since me n Mercy go waaay back .)
But then again,i'd treat a lady like lady should be treated, with a rose petals and a candle light dinner with perhaps a moonlight sonata :) and some casual relaxing chit chat :)

No offense bro, but damn that sounds boring. Is Dancing Queen playing in the background?

Don’t be fooled by ladies. Many of them are wilder than you’d ever think which of course doesn’t mean they’re not Ladies. Being human is all :)
Take her out for a lightweight talk, full of jokes and couple drinks - relax and be your true self :P

Edit: Don’t mind me - I’ve just seen few rookie mistakes here. We’ve all been through that.

[Peregrine]

No offense bro, but damn that sounds boring. Is Dancing Queen playing in the background?

Don’t be fooled by ladies. Many of them are wilder than you’d ever think which of course doesn’t mean they’re not Ladies. Being human is all :)
Take her out for a lightweight talk, full of jokes and couple drinks - relax and be your true self :P

Edit: Don’t mind me - I’ve just seen few rookie mistakes here. We’ve all been through that.

1st.- Dunno are you dating kids or women?
2st- I've been with my share of women and neither of them did ever turn down a well-mannered man who knew how to please mentally women in adittion to other stuff.