mahi whai u do disI'm Tina. I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals while liberating Germany from Hitler. I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills with 1 arm (I lost my other one while trying to prevent 9/11). I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Did I mention I'm blind?
I have a secret network of spies across the US, I can be anywhere, anytime. I can kill people in over 700 ways, and that's only while on my wheelchair. Not only am I the most crippled person in the world, but I have had over 420 accidents all over the globe. If only you could have known what I've been through, you wouldn't have made that little "clever" comment.
ATM I weight 45kg, I'm 200cm tall, I lift 300kg in deadlift, 400kg in bench, and 600kg in squat, I can run for 3000km without any problem and I'm proud of what and who I became. Did I mention I lift these with my tongue and run with my only arm?
I've never had a family. I killed all of them by staring at them. They all drank 100lt of alcohol a day and beat each other up until they passed out. I never begged for food because I was a fully developed man at the age of 3.
I forgot to mention one last thing. This is NOT a fake story, and if you dare to question it I will tell you more about how strong I am. By making this post, I do not want ANY attention at all. I REPEAT: NO ATTENTION AT ALL, I'VE NEVER POSTED THIS TRUE STORY ANYWHERE GUYS.
This is a pic of me taken when I was 5 and I am ****ing proud of it. Only GOD can judge me, plebs #yolo.
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Fixed sir.
Fixed sir
Analysis - Feral Druid [ Carried ]
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Awh.... You made a joke :[ is not funny men, not so funny. Why life so cruel?
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All of molten is laughing right now.
hi kayo.
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Still waiting on a chance to fraps solo healing bane mayne
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Join Fade, best carry all officers toons in LOD guild :D
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Havent u left? WTFFFFF NOB
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Don't go around saying this, especially if you don't even raid with us. The officers and Vets bring whatever is essential to the raid composition, so that we can kill LK.
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Everyone likes to joke now adays... Yes I am carried, really. I am carried through everywhere :/
It's so sad, yet it's true. I'm the worst player ever. Especially now since I'm broken in real life.
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My point exactly , You don't know whats happening behind the scene.
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Thats my line....
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stfu nrd l2p sprist pvp fg cant lower mmr jajajaja
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I learn how to spriest pvp , when you learn how to iceblock. :DDDDD
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Please refrain from posting guild drama notions on the guild recruitment thread, as it's against one of the forum rules. You may feel free to message me about your concern. Also, to add onto that note. Not every place can have purity, always a few to ruin the bliss. Please take that into consideration as we are human beings; not everyone is perfect. Well...... Most of us ;)
Ps, there's always a cause and a effect, one simply doesn't be rude without a cause. But as I don't know the full details, all I can say are my opinions.
