To train scrubs like you so you can move onto the Super Secret Off-Topic section of the forums :|
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Member
You fool he is not ready. He has not overcome his weakness by telling him this you jeopordize everything we have worked for. The outside world must not know of the hidden sanctum.
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Forum Veteran
Our world could easily destroy this world. Look at them. They're pathetic. They couldn't harm a fly even if they tried.
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Member
I own that place.
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Member
The mortals, know not what is coming for them. They are blind, but soon they will see the truth and they will despair at their powerlessness. From the depths of this forum will come a power so great that it will shatter what little order the other forums possess. And all the GMs, Mods, and Admins will be powerless to stop it.
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GrymninjaGuest
All hail C'thulu.
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GabrantusGuest
Do you really think this world has a future!?
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Member
The mortals foolishly cling to their false prophecy. Despite slaying their greatest champion Feelme, these mortals still hope for a future. Let us shatter what little hope they have. Bring me the head of the one spoken in the foolish prophecy so that I may show these mortals the folly that is hope. Bring me the head of the one known as Grace, the girl who lived, so that all may know the future of all those who oppose the will of the Dark Lord. This task I entrust to you Gabrantus and Grymninja. Bring me her head or I shall have yours.
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Member
I'm so confused right now.
Is it possible to love someone but have no sexual feelings whatsoever for them?
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Forum Veteran
Of course. My bestfriend and I could easily sleep together and have nothing happen lol. Is she beautiful? Yes, very. Am I attracted to her, nope. Do I love her? I care about her very much and she cares about me. Would I ever consider actually being with her? Nah.
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Member
I dont understand. If you get along very well since she is ur best friend why would you not actually consider being together?
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Member
I'm just confused.
I have the most intense feelings for this person but thinking of being with this person sexually just...doesn't do anything. No reaction.
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Forum Veteran
Because, I rather have her just stay my bestfriend. Her and I are very close but we're just not meant for each other. We're not sexually attracted to one another. We pretty much just friend zoned each other lol. And we've talked about this. We both agreed to just always stay close friends and keep it at that.
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GrymninjaGuest
Day 64: I have successfully infiltrated the Dark Lord's sanctum. But now he's ordered me to kill our favorite mad. ...I don't know what to do. He's tried to defile and slander the memory of our greatest paragon - Feelme. Such injustice cannot be tolerated. I will have to invoke our contingency plan...
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Day 65 (after second breakfast):
"HEAR ME C'THULU! HEAR MY CRIES! THE UNICORN REQUIRES YOUR AID. LET US TEAR DOWN THOSE WHO WOULD THREATEN OUR BELOVED SPAM SECTION. TOGETHER, NO ONE CAN STOP US!"
*Summons a soul fragment of C'thulu.*
Later that day:
"Your dark conquest is over NYAN. For Molten! For Asgard! For Narnia! For croissants!"
Charging the front line heroically, I slew his demonic horde with the aid of my fellow unicorns. Seeing his armies decimated, Nyan requested mercy. The sunset was red with blood that day. And there was much rejoicing.
~Le Fin~
I apologize if that didn't go in the direction you planned Nyan, I was bored.
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GabrantusGuest
Love and lust are two separate things.
