Share something pointless about your life!

[Lawl]

If a girl doesn;t respond well to my feelings towards her (aka if she turns me down and stuff) I actually assume it's because she thinks I'm so awesome / good looking that I'm literally out of her league and she thinks she's never good / beautiful enough for me.

... speaking about delusional mega ego....

I think we're brothers....


Except I'm not delusional because I am perfect :|

[Mahati]

I'm not delusional

I am perfect :|

10/10 would read again

[Lawl]

Women, as far as the eye can see swarm my house every morning. Just to get a glimpse of my perfection.


My life is difficult but this is what happens when you're gods gift to women :|

I do it for them :'|

[Mahati]

My life is difficult

Perfect godborn master race demigod-human beings have it the hard way. My life is so hard having to deal with all these Victoria's Secret models trying to get me while owning the most successful business in the world :(

[Lawl]

I'm glad that there is someone else in the world that understands :'|

[Mahati]

[Lawl]

****, I punched my monitor too hard but my perfection fixed it. :|

[Mahati]

****, I punched my monitor too hard but my perfection fixed it. :|

I bet once you touched it, the monitor suddenly transformed into the best ****ing awesome monitor in the world. Hitting it actually makes it better because the Gods favor their master race offspring. The world is cruel, I know.

[Lawl]

Damnit.................A girl outside claimed that she was my friend and was just executed by the others.



I told them to cut that **** out.


#perfectionproblems #2mchswag

[Grymninja]

You guys are hilarious.

[Mahati]

Damnit.................A girl outside claimed that she was my friend and was just executed by the others.



I told them to cut that **** out.


#perfectionproblems #2mchswag

Exactly. We, godborn, are kind and merciful people. We think about others and no one is more a friend to us than others. Who claims that will be executed.... for we are kind demigod master race. You are all equal mortals in our perfect eyes.

So much sacrifice for the good of others. All this perfection tires me.

[Lawl]

2mchpurfekchun

[Spinescent]

I will let you praise your perfectness in peace. But remember, I got a whole bowl of sherries and strawberries.

[Lawl]

I recommend hiding because the women outside just saw what you posted and they're after you :|

[Link]

I wanted to be a train conductor once