That's a great post, but you are mistaken.
This Dante is the coolest and most stylish Dante.
(Langdon still has a better voice)
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GabrantusGuest
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Grocery store in the town I live by takes your groceries out to your car for you, and refuses to allow you to do it yourself if you have more than two bags.
Auto shop takes off and puts on your wind shield wipers for you.
#beatthat
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ByOdinsBeardGuest
>The Farrellys originally wanted Nicolas Cage and Gary Oldman to play Harry and Lloyd, the main characters of Dumb and Dumber
Somewhere, in some alternate reality, that movie was made and I would love to see it.
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Cage has much more important roles to take care of.
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ByOdinsBeardGuest
He's an amazing actor.
[YT]YyigAW-14w0#t=17s[/YT]
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ByOdinsBeardGuest
OH GOD, WHY DID I UNLOCK ALL OF THESE FACTIONS
Now I can't make up my mind and choose one to play
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EvertosGuestSpam Janissars.OH GOD, WHY DID I UNLOCK ALL OF THESE FACTIONS
Now I can't make up my mind and choose one to play
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GabrantusGuest
I was given a great task today at work: frying eggs!
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ByOdinsBeardGuest
You got it, dude. I'll remove Kebab before they become Kebab
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EvertosGuest
Oh, woe is me. Surely you're not going to pick Serbians over Janissars, cannon and kebab?
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ByOdinsBeardGuest
>going kebab
>blindly wandering through huge desert regions trying to find the one rebel settlement
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EvertosGuestYou can spam Janissars while Europe nations tear each other down, then put kebab in their kebab when they are weakened with too many wars.>going kebab
>blindly wandering through huge desert regions trying to find the one rebel settlement
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ByOdinsBeardGuest
Crusades are a thing, turks are right next to the Holy Land.
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EvertosGuest
Turks have Janissars though. Good times, used to remove pork and make shish kebab out of heathens.
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River monsters:
If it doesn't break on the cast, you MIGHT catch a fish. (Dad broke it while he casted it out FOR THE FIRST TIME)
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