I do remember the night with Lighttemple! How nostalgic :)
Also maybe one of the last screenshots ever of the original Wesleyjohn, good job!
Stay purple
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hi. how you upload the image? i upload one image but it just shows as a link here
https://imgur.com/EgnMtLo
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Sure, let's go through all commands I know, since I too couldn't really find a post where these are specified:Originally Posted by lichriper
-- make sure your image link ends with .jpeg, .png, .gif or similar
if you're trying to embed a youtube short like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hxuSyh3WQkg
change the first part from:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/
to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
and add the remaining hxuSyh3WQkg
like so:
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underline text
centered text
bold text
I probably forgot to mention a few, but these should suffice for most purposes.
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Misleading instructions, accidentally hacked NASA
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Important Notice:
The following chapter is an edited reupload.
Since the original has been taken down by Warmane without notice, I've censored or changed parts that I believe might have come across as too aggressive or biased.
If Warmane doesn't want me to cover any drama around the players, please do let me know.
Although I assure you, we're all just messing aroung with one another.
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Thank you!
By fire be purged, people!
Welcome to Undercity where my visit was motivated by the Steamy Romance Novel we had last read in the previous chapter.
After having thrown up in my mouth a little, I've decided to not be so narrow minded and recreate the experience with Lady Sylvanas Windrunner.
We get along just fine, but her army of simps is not having it.
Unfortunate, really, but it's nothing compared to what's about to follow.
{The adventures of Tengelmann - Chapter Ohana Means Family}
How tough are ye?
Do you have what it takes?
If Billie Eilish were to see you now, would she succumb under pressure, rough guy?
Well, let me tell you, theres a place for people like you.
It's the Salty Spitoon of Warcraft.
It goes by the name of Goldshire.
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There's an unwritten rule around these parts.
Disputes are settled face to face.
Go hard or go home.
It's a gentlemen's agreement to not have authorities involved.
This agreement was broken not too long ago, resulting in a permanent pan for the infamous Wesleyjohn himself.
But it didn't stop there.
You see, no one in the shire is really innocent and we all got dirt on each other.
Thus it was of no surprise to see Luvonir pull the Uno reverse card out of his sleeve, resulting in a ban for the perpetrator.
It's quid pro quo.
Order should've been restored at this point, shouldn't it?
Little did we know, this was going to have a not so insignificant aftermath.
You see, Luvonir is having a lot of beef with another player called Television.
These two used to be friends until one fateful day in which a healer had mistakenly rolled need on a hunter staff.
After winning the roll, the healer decided to let Television and another hunter roll for it once more.
Television lost said roll and reported the healer for ninja looting as to him, the reroll didn't make up for said mistake.
Luvonir didn't stand for this and condemned Television for his actions.
Both players confirmed that this is how this story went down.
Ever since that day, the two have become sworn enemies.
Television claims that Luvonir sees no value in friendship and supports ninja looting.
Luvonir on the other hand claims that Television is morally corrupt.
Attempts to bring these two back together have been futile.
The convlicte has made it's way into the global chat and sides were taken.
Whilst I sided with Luvonir's moral high ground, my good ol friend Tozla had sided with TV's take on the importance of camaradarie.
I've always seen myself as the Switzerland of Warcraft, trying to stay neutral and not get envolved.
Though if you try to please everybody, you'll end up pleasing nobody.
However, there's always the option to just kick back and wait until everyone has calmed down a little.
Seeing as how I'm always wrong about everything, things have just gotten worse.
Luvonir, being convinced that Tozla had taken the convlicte too far, reported both him and his alt account.
Tozla has appealed this ban, of course.
Surely he has shown himself humble and apologetic before the Warmane staff.
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As Tozla is not a nobody, this event has caused quite the uproar in the community.
The reactions are quite polarizing to say the least.
It is not uncommon to see this when drama happens around famous players.
So, what's the verdict?
The once infamous Salty Spitoon of Warcraft is starting to drift into a game of cat & mouse.
Who's to say who's next in line for the banning crusade?
It could be you...
It could be me... (for real now, I must watch my step from here on out lol)
Heed this warning and stay safe!
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A small price to pay!
-Akazia
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I swear, im not responsible for that little pickle with the censorship :D
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Meddl Leude!
Welcome to the center of attention in the blasting lands, where four lovely ladies from a more civilized era are bound to forever cheer at your greatness.
This is every man's dream, is it not?
I once heard that courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality.
But it's a quote from the possibly worst game I've ever played so I wouldn't rely on it too much.
Though I have to admit, I did receive a lot of attention lately...
Have a look.
{The adventures of Tengelmann - Chapter Pen-pineapple-apple-pen}
Have you ever played an RPG and wondered, what is it that the heroes will do once their journey is over?
Will they settle down and live ordinary lives like every other?
Will they work nine to five office jobs until the end of their days?
To me the idea alone has always been nightmare fuel.
I have played a couple of JRPGs in which the lives of the protagonists are described in the credits after the end of whatever war was taking place.
It was always shocking for me to see that the guy who mercilessly took the lives of 300 men at my command has now become a happy papaya fruit seller or maybe even a child book author without any care in the world.
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Now look at me.
My adventuring days are far from over, though I can't help be painfully aware of the fact of how much this rotten place named Goldshire has turned into the home I have settled for.
Just an ordinary life, spending the night at the campfire with my friends and my catfish wife.
Honestly though, if you're going to attempt to catfish me - and the attempts have been numerous (some better some worse) - you better be good and ready to at least not come up with the laziest lvl 1 approach you can think of or I will hurt you, brother.
Anyhow, even though I've returned to civilization for the most part, it appears that a new kind of adventure has opened it's gates for me.
Both the increasing viewcount and the positive reactions I receive ingame speak volumes.
And I can't stress enough how reassuring that is!
You see, both before and after releasing a chapter, I sit in the shower crying and asking myself if everyone's gonna hate me for it.
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But what kind of reactions do I receive, you ask?
Well, people have been trying to hire me for all kinds of services.
Unfortunately for him, I follow a moral code.
I don't just go around playing cupid, not knowing if the people I bring together are even supposed to be matched!
Also my personal success rate in this particular field leaves a lot to be desired.
Regardless of all this, here's a short ad from today's episode's sponsor:
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Think of me what you want, you don't know how hard it can be to secure a living at lvl 37!
Also, sometimes I'm not even being given a choice on whether I want to fulfill these services.
Take Ltwoop for example, who apparently seeks comfort in informing me about every detail of his digestive cycle.
I kid you not, he is being serious and consistent about this!
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Alright, I remember mentioning something about positive reactions but I'm honestly having second thoughts about this.
How come it's only now that I notice?
Don't knock it til you've tried it man!
I know it's not the most modern approach to online entertainment, but I can't just switch over to making Tik Tok shorts!
And I have been trying so hard to advance the style from the admittedly cringe posts from when I was but a boy in 2016.
Thankfully, there are some heart warming comments.
Even in regards to my older posts!
Tell me, is this going to go on with 40yr old me thinking I'm a dumbass today?
Or am I at the peak of potential in my 30s when it comes to decision making?
Yeah, that's gotta be it!
Thankfully, the community is not as judgmental about the past.
Perhaps it's because you lot feel the change as well.
And maybe I should've done this post at the actual 10 year anniversary but I've already written all of this down and I don't feel like deleting it again.
ouch.
I'm working on it...
As I said, my journey is not over!
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About time! Keep this place nice and sane while I am on vacation :D
- Akazia
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