Confessions

[Grymninja]

The cute waitress accepted my friend request. She's been on a trip.

Now I'm afraid of contacting her because I'm afraid I'll just scare her when she gets the idea of how I feel.

Well don't be obvious or needy.

[Trane]

The cute waitress accepted my friend request. She's been on a trip.

Now I'm afraid of contacting her because I'm afraid I'll just scare her when she gets the idea of how I feel.

Just message her if she wants to have sex.

Always works for me.

[Grymninja]

Just message her if she wants to have sex.

Always works for me.

Nah man you can't ask her that over the phone. Just walk up to her while naked. It's better.

[Antalar]

Just message her if she wants to have sex.

Always works for me.

yep, thats why you are virgin....

[Trane]

yep, thats why you are virgin....

I am, actually. Problem?

[Mahati]

I am, actually. Problem?

Being a virgin is not a problem. Being a fool is.

[Orphic]

Being a virgin is not a problem. Being a fool is.

Read that in Madara's voice.

huehue

[Antalar]

Read that in Madara's voice.

huehue

i dont know that voice...

Nsucks
Agree that being Virgin is not a problem ...

[Trane]

i dont know that voice...

Nsucks
Agree that being Virgin is not a problem ...

Then both our jokes sucked.

/highfive

[Orphic]

My friends brag about not being virgins.

"Oh, you bang a chick every week? Tell me, how goes the fight against HIV?"

[Antalar]

My friends brag about not being virgins.

"Oh, you bang a chick every week? Tell me, how goes the fight against HIV?"

2 years later...

" 19yr old , hey i have 2 kids"..../facepalm

[Mahati]

Having sex doesn't mean you automatically leave your girl pregnant.

But checking the Teen Pregnancy statistics .... Why is the Promised Land on the top of that particular list?

[Antalar]

Having sex doesn't mean you automatically leave your girl pregnant.

But checking the Teen Pregnancy statistics .... Why is the Promised Land on the top of that particular list?

what i have said on my last post is something that really happened.....

some people still uses their dick/****** to think instead of the brain........

[Nyan61192]

The cute waitress accepted my friend request. She's been on a trip.

Now I'm afraid of contacting her because I'm afraid I'll just scare her when she gets the idea of how I feel.

It better to work ur way up the ladder. Its like in rpgs u don't go fighting the last boss first. U need to go grind mobs first. Go get some experience then go approach the final boss. (Make out wid her).

[Nyan61192]

Having sex doesn't mean you automatically leave your girl pregnant.

But checking the Teen Pregnancy statistics .... Why is the Promised Land on the top of that particular list?

Well condoms dnt always work (they sometimes break or have small holes in them erc). I heard they hv like 95% success rate