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[Marazhu]

Since it's impossible for me to get past 3200 solo rating and 3300 team rating (just my friend and I). We get teamed up with South American players. They're also pretty bad and they always try to carry..REGARDLESS OF HERO.

Oh, I'm playing IO. TIME TO GET SHADOWBLADE AND RAPIER....Wards? Wat? Mek???????????????????????????????????????????WAT? Need Rapier.

What?! I can't use divine rapier just because I'm support?



Meenie~!

[JasonStatham]

Anyone know good cracked anti virus? Also would like Torrent link :)

[Markux]

You can avoid viruses by being CAREFUL.

I've had my pc for 2 years now and I haven't had a single virus. All I use is Advanced System Care Pro 7.

[Grymninja]

While we're raging about our games....


I was playing Ahri against a kat in mid lane. Was trading very well, focusing on farming cs until level 6. Had my one side of the river warded and Rengar jumps out from the other side. I was probably a 3 second run from my turret but nope, didn't even get that far. 0/1/0. Meh, I didn't have ult and resolved that when I hit 6 that wouldn't happen again.

*Rengar starts ganking every other lane because they have no wards* *cue our Jax jacking off at wraiths or something*

I farm under turret because Rengar is getting kinda big...could've killed Kat in 1vs1 but she was smart enough to not go in. I'm farming under turret and then Kat goes in, I throw a charm on her but Rengar also leaps onto me from my jungle and the two of them tower dive me. I die again...

From there it just got worse. No one had cohesion on my team, no one pinged, no one bought wards and Rengar became a happy kitty. All 6 of my deaths were due to him, and they weren't even my fault (save maybe the very first). He used ult and appeared right next to me when i was trying to keep minions off our inhibs. So fed from everyone else that he could two shot me.


I had great positioning, lane awareness, mia pings, farm etc. But no one else on my team did. I still could've 1vs1'd anyone on their team save the ****ing fed Rengar.

Just pisses me off. Literally the only thing I might have done wrong is by not buying pinks but that's still a meh tactic against Rengar.

Was playing draft...he might have been a ranked smurf but honestly my team was so vision crippled that he could have just gotten lucky. >.>

I should just queue blind and destroy the people at my actual level...lol.

[Shiina]

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[Grymninja]

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That's basically what happened. Except he built the normal AD build and still two shot me.


Just lolking'd him, turns out he was actually gold V. Meh...I hope I didn't drag a gold V into one of my normals lol. I'm only level 27. There's no way in hell anyone else on my team had an mmr high enough to pull him in...judging by their performance.



Seriously it was stupid. Rengar as a champion isn't that bad, but woe unto you if you have team mates that decide to place 0 wards and just farm the **** out of lane when they're against Rengar. :/


Rushed Seeker's early for armor and he still two shot me when he appeared RIGHT NEXT TO MY ****ING BASE TURRET.

Not my fault. ;_;

[Owlkin]

While we're raging about our games....


I was playing Ahri against a kat in mid lane. Was trading very well, focusing on farming cs until level 6. Had my one side of the river warded and Rengar jumps out from the other side. I was probably a 3 second run from my turret but nope, didn't even get that far. 0/1/0. Meh, I didn't have ult and resolved that when I hit 6 that wouldn't happen again.

*Rengar starts ganking every other lane because they have no wards* *cue our Jax jacking off at wraiths or something*

I farm under turret because Rengar is getting kinda big...could've killed Kat in 1vs1 but she was smart enough to not go in. I'm farming under turret and then Kat goes in, I throw a charm on her but Rengar also leaps onto me from my jungle and the two of them tower dive me. I die again...

From there it just got worse. No one had cohesion on my team, no one pinged, no one bought wards and Rengar became a happy kitty. All 6 of my deaths were due to him, and they weren't even my fault (save maybe the very first). He used ult and appeared right next to me when i was trying to keep minions off our inhibs. So fed from everyone else that he could two shot me.


I had great positioning, lane awareness, mia pings, farm etc. But no one else on my team did. I still could've 1vs1'd anyone on their team save the ****ing fed Rengar.

Just pisses me off. Literally the only thing I might have done wrong is by not buying pinks but that's still a meh tactic against Rengar.

Was playing draft...he might have been a ranked smurf but honestly my team was so vision crippled that he could have just gotten lucky. >.>

I should just queue blind and destroy the people at my actual level...lol.

I can smell the Bronze oozing from you, man.

EDIT:

I'm only level 27.

I rest my case.

[Ricks2]

Not my fault. ;_;

Atleast you got chicken.

[Grymninja]

I can smell the Bronze oozing from you, man.

I'm level 27. I almost never blame my team but they wouldn't even try to maintain map vision.


What, do you want me to try and hunt down a Rengar jungler? I'm sure that'd work well.

Staying under tower doesn't help when Rengar leaps in and two shots you due to fed. He was also Gold V.

[Orphic]

I'm level 27. I almost never blame my team but they wouldn't even try to maintain map vision.


What, do you want me to try and hunt down a Rengar jungler? I'm sure that'd work well.

Staying under tower doesn't help when Rengar leaps in and two shots you due to fed. He was also Gold V.

oh boy that sounds scary

poor, poor Grym

[Kemii]

I just cooked my lunch... and I hate cooking so I'm really impressed with myself.

Fried Ham, Egg and cheese toasty... OMG its so nice!

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[Picklechips]

I got bored one day and got the back of my neck pierced

[Lawl]

Well, I can give you 3 tips.

1) Don't be too focused on playing with your friend (as in same lane). Yes it's nice if you can dual lane and he's a good support, but if those roles are taken, try to adapt. My personal role in dota 2 is middle, but I can play the hardcarry role aswell. I can jungle if I have to but only with a very small selection of hero's. My friend (I nearly always play only with 1 extra player) plays hard support or offlane, those are our roles and we can fit nearly into every line up.

2) If you wanna boost your rating, focus on hero's that you are really great at. If you don't have one yet, then try to build up a pool of atleast 3. They shouldn't have a simular weakness tho.

3) Having synergy with your friend is the best tip I can give you. If you dual lane then try to figure out which hero combo fits you the best and try to get a good understanding of what it counters (or gets countered by).


This is how I pushed ratings back in HoN, when I was a tryhard lol.

Yeah, that's what we're doing. I always go carry. If someone says, "I'll go Void" after I say that I'm going carry. They're going to have a bad time when I take Void.

I can essentially play any role. I've been playing these same heroes for years now but I stick to carries because that's what I'm good at and because that's what I enjoy playing. My friend will usually play support or whatever is left over. He'll play anything for the most part.

But even if my friend and I are doing incredible. We're still teamed up with 3 or 2 other people that just completely ruin the game for us. And we sometimes try to help but most of the time they're Russian or South American and speak zero English so we're kind of just ****ed and then they call us noobs when we try to help, gank, or push.

I don't care if someone on my team is doing ****ty. As long as they speak English and they'll accept help. Which I'm happy to say, I have come across some people like that.

[unbanned]

this fred is full of pointless **** omfg when wil some2 post smth intrestin

[Brookie]

I want my laptop back mobile internet is so baddd