Share something pointless about your life!

[Bernkastel]

Being home alone and doing what any respectable person would: fap 4 times a day and drinking straight from the bottle.

My friends call me barbaric for drinking straight from the bottle.
Then again, they eat their pizza with a ****ing fork.

Do you ever get that?

[Mercy]

Then again, they eat their pizza with a ****ing fork.

wat.
Are they French, maybe?

[Bernkastel]

wat.
Are they French, maybe?

Dutch.
It's really hard to eat pizza with them. I can never control my laughter.

[Mercy]

Ah. I have a Dutch friend, also. When I hear him speak Dutch, I always refer to him as speaking demonic. Eating pizza with a fork, though... I don't even

[Orphic]

I can stand eating pizza with a fork and knife.

What I can't stand is when someone ruins a perfectly good steak with a mountain of ketchup.

[Mercy]

I'm preheating the oven to cook some pizza right now. Maybe I should try eating it with a fork...
Also, my father loooooooooves ketchup.

[Lawl]

Eating pizza with a fork and knife just tastes better. I don't know why but it just does. But the only time I'll eat pizza with a fork and knife is if I am starving and the pizza is way too hot to touch.

[Placebo]

I never ate a pizza.

[JoanBlackfish]

they eat their pizza with a ****ing fork.

They must burn in the flames of Anor. Eating pizza with anything than the hand should be illegal. Also corn on pizza is just too posh for me. There is little that I hate more than someone who specifically demands corn on pizza.

[enzerutomoshibi]

I'm craving red hoop cheddar.

[Euphemism]

They must burn in the flames of Anor. Eating pizza with anything than the hand should be illegal. Also corn on pizza is just too posh for me. There is little that I hate more than someone who specifically demands corn on pizza.

Do people actually eat corn on pizza? ****, that sounds nasty.

[Orphic]

I recently discovered BBQ pizza.

mmm

[Lawl]

I recently discovered BBQ pizza.

mmm

BBQ Pizza is danke as fuq. Dat **** is so gas

[Bernkastel]

They must burn in the flames of Anor. Eating pizza with anything than the hand should be illegal. Also corn on pizza is just too posh for me. There is little that I hate more than someone who specifically demands corn on pizza.

I've never heard of such an abomination until I read your post.
Do people actually do that?

Disgusting.

[Orphic]

I've never heard of such an abomination until I read your post.
Do people actually do that?

Disgusting.

My aunt does an unholy combination of pouring ketchup on her pizza, then using a fork and knife to eat it.

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then she washes it all down with four shots