How to do this ? So cooool <3

**~~Shiina~~** · April 12, 2015

Yeah man. Moving furniture is fun. Especially when it's made out of all oak and it's awkward as **** to carry. And my absolute favorite is when you're carrying heavy furniture with a friend. And you guys are trying to squeeze the furniture through the door but you have to rotate the furniture. And some dumbass runs over and tries to help by telling you how to turn it even though you have it figured out. And when you don't listen, he starts pulling on it himself, making your life just a tad bit worse than people that were sent to Auschwitz.

Our dining room table is 800 pounds of solid mahogany.

Also had to carry out a ~500 pound treadmill and elliptical, as well as all the other ****; beds, couches, every ounce of **** in the house.

**Lawl** · April 12, 2015

Sounds like Satan himself built your furniture.

**Obnoxious** · April 12, 2015

Originally Posted by Shiina

every ounce of **** in the house.

How many ounces of **** did you have collected in your house?
And how did you deal with the smell?

**Mercy** · April 12, 2015

Originally Posted by Lawl

Sounds like Satan himself built your furniture.

Nah, it was Satan himself that picked out the items. (His mother.)

**Terafema** · April 12, 2015

Have some respect for Satan, he has feelings too

**unbanned** · April 12, 2015

Originally Posted by helzz

Those are your ideas of 'normal' jobs?

Where's the ambition

They are normal jobs, ambitious is aiming to be a multilingual millionaire genius neuroscientist.

Originally Posted by Hugolich

I'm still wondering wth am I gonna do when I'm older... (Work Wise)

The demand for gigolos has never been greater so there's your trade.

**JasonStatham** · April 12, 2015

nvm,,wa,eawea

**sushikitty** · April 12, 2015

Originally Posted by Lawl

Sounds like Satan himself built your furniture.

Hmm, I wish I could say it was Satan or his even his mother. Knowing him personally, it was actually his wife. Hehe...

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**helzz** · April 12, 2015

Originally Posted by Hugolich

I'm still wondering wth am I gonna do when I'm older... (Work Wise)

Most people are honestly. I don't understand it though. I planned my entire life out when I was five years old, and I still want to do exactly what I wanted to do back then.

Originally Posted by unbanned

They are normal jobs

Lorry driver, though? RIP education