2-Man Army vs <FATALITY>

[TheWorldbreaker]

guess I can spend a few hours tryharding bg's in a bit. How many Bg's did it take for you to get that much damage? 1 thousand? More? kek

Who told you I don't care about winning in BGs? I'm always assaulting bases or working on the flag return duty since defending isn't my thing.
You make it sound like i do not contribute to battlegrounds.
AV for instance, I do not know why i should go burn a tower when i and a couple others are capable of restraining the Ally team to their base, i do not think without my hand that they would have had the damage output to pull that off, by doing that, the rest of my team were free to capture the bases without any hassle.
This one post from the mighty Agonyx helped me with Unholy spec more than all the other crappy guides I've read on the internet.

BGs are love, BGs are life.

[Pallzdani]

Who told you I don't care about winning in BGs? I'm always assaulting bases or working on the flag return duty since defending isn't my thing.
You make it sound like i do not contribute to battlegrounds.

Spoiler: Show

Only one of them Scoreboards shows you returning flags, common thing to do when you're in the EFC defending group, spreading your aids to kill them.
Only 1 Scoreboard shows you defending and assaulting bases.

Totally cares about winning and objectives. Kappa

Just looked at that post...wow. That easy to do that damage? Really...well time for me to re-roll so I can have an e-peen like you ^.^

[Aiovous]

Who told you I don't care about winning in BGs? I'm always assaulting bases or working on the flag return duty since defending isn't my thing.
You make it sound like i do not contribute to battlegrounds.
AV for instance, I do not know why i should go burn a tower when i and a couple others are capable of restraining the Ally team to their base, i do not think without my hand that they would have had the damage output to pull that off, by doing that, the rest of my team were free to capture the bases without any hassle.
This one post from the might Agonyx helped me with Unholy spec more than all the other crappy guides I've read on the internet.

BGs are love, BGs are life.

>I was only 6 years old
>I loved diseases so much, I had all the facial and genital ones
>I pray to Agonyx every night before bed, thanking him for this plague I've been given
>"Unholy DK is love" I say; "Unholy DK is life"
>Guetal hears me and calls me a fàggot
>I know he was just jealous because Damage in BGs > arena rating
>I called him a pillar humper
>He frowns and says that I'm an embarrassment to DKs
>I'm crying now, because no matter which specc I play no one respects me
>I queue for BGs so I can spam emotes to alli scum /spit
>Suddenly, a pleb is moving towards me
>It's Tclick
>I am so hard
He whispers into my ear "Nìgger did you just call me embarrassing?"
>He targets me with his powerful left mouse button and types /spit
>I'm ready
>I spam my /spit macro for Tclick
>He points at me and tells me to /spit on myself because I am playing
a mage on Alliance which makes me a alli scum myself
>It hurts my feelings so much but I do it for the RP
>I can feel the universe imploding as I bash myself for being a alli scum /spit
>I spam my /spit macro on myself
>I want to please Tclick
>He /roars "For the Horde!" and tells me to tell him how much I hate alli scum /spit
>Agonyx walks in
>He looks at us both and says "You RP motherfûckers are cringe as fûck"
>Tclick targets Agonyx and types /spit
>/Spit is love. /Spit is life.

[Pallzdani]

>I was only 6 years old
>I loved diseases so much, I had all the facial and genital ones
>I pray to Agonyx every night before bed, thanking him for this plague I've been given
>"Unholy DK is love" I say; "Unholy DK is life"
>Guetal hears me and calls me a fàggot
>I know he was just jealous because Damage in BGs > arena rating
>I called him a pillar humper
>He frowns and says that I'm an embarrassment to DKs
>I'm crying now, because no matter which specc I play no one respects me
>I queue for BGs so I can spam emotes to alli scum /spit
>Suddenly, a pleb is moving towards me
>It's Tclick
>I am so hard
He whispers into my ear "Nìgger did you just call me embarrassing?"
>He targets me with his powerful left mouse button and types /spit
>I'm ready
>I spam my /spit macro for Tclick
>He points at me and tells me to /spit on myself because I am playing
a mage on Alliance which makes me a alli scum myself
>It hurts my feelings so much but I do it for the RP
>I can feel the universe imploding as I bash myself for being a alli scum /spit
>I spam my /spit macro on myself
>I want to please Tclick
>He /roars "For the Horde!" and tells me to tell him how much I hate alli scum /spit
>Agonyx walks in
>He looks at us both and says "You RP motherfûckers are cringe as fûck"
>Tclick targets Agonyx and types /spit
>/Spit is love. /Spit is life.

I'm done. Sooo ****ing done.

[TheWorldbreaker]

>I was a 14 yo ****ter
>I love Arcane spec so much, I have Arcane Blast binds all over my bars
>I pray to Djebel every night before bed, thanking him for the spec I've been given
>"Arcane Mage is love" I say; "Arcane Mage is life"
>Bestest dk on the server hears me and calls me a fàggot
>I know he's just jealous because he can't do as much damage as i do
>he counters my argument by showing his sexy 10+ mill damage screenshots
>I'm crying now because, no matter what I do he's always tripling my damage
>I queue for BGs so I can pwn some horde scum
>I queue against a double <FATALITY> premade and I get roflstomped by them
>Suddenly, a pleb is moving towards me
>It's Luminy
>I am so hard
>He whispers into my ear "Nìgger we can pwn some <FATALITY> scum together!"
>We queue against a single <FATALITY> premade
>Bestest dk on the sever still outdamaged both of us
>Luminy points at me and tells me to respec Frost or Fire so i could get a spot in Rated BGs
>It hurts my feelings so much because I can't play anything but Arcane
>I felt so sad and lonely because neither DDS or <Infected> want an AB spammer in their RBG setups
>I queue random BGs and spam AB on some random lowbies
>Djebel walks in
>He looks at me and says "You disappoint me, Aio"
>We queue BGs together and continue spamming AB on low geared hordies
>/Arcane Mage is love. /Arcane Mage is life.

[Pallzdani]

>I was a 14 yo ****ter
>I love Arcane spec so much, I have Arcane Blast binds all over my bars
>I pray to Djebel every night before bed, thanking him for the spec I've been given
>"Arcane Mage is love" I say; "Arcane Mage is life"
>Bestest dk on the server hears me and calls me a fàggot
>I know he's just jealous because he can't do as much damage as i do
>he counters my argument by showing his sexy 10+ mill damage screenshots
>I'm crying now because, no matter what I do he's always tripling my damage
>I queue for BGs so I can pwn some horde scum
>I queue against a double <FATALITY> premade and I get roflstomped by them
>Suddenly, a pleb is moving towards me
>It's Luminy
>I am so hard
>He whispers into my ear "Nìgger we can pwn some <FATALITY> scum together!"
>We queue against a single <FATALITY> premade
>Bestest dk on the sever still outdamaged both of us
>Luminy points at me and tells me to respec Frost or Fire so i could get a spot in Rated BGs
>It hurts my feelings so much because I can't play anything but Arcane
>I felt so sad and lonely because neither DDS or <Infected> want an AB spammer in their RBG setups
>I queue random BGs and spam AB on some random lowbies
>Djebel walks in
>He looks at me and says "You disappoint me, Aio"
>We queue BGs together and continue spamming AB on low geared hordies
>/Arcane Mage is love. /Arcane Mage is life.

You basically just copy 'n' pasted Arcane's post...please be imaginative with your own words atleast-.-

[Kirraq]

>I was only 6 years old
>I loved diseases so much, I had all the facial and genital ones
>I pray to Agonyx every night before bed, thanking him for this plague I've been given
>"Unholy DK is love" I say; "Unholy DK is life"
>Guetal hears me and calls me a fàggot
>I know he was just jealous because Damage in BGs > arena rating
>I called him a pillar humper
>He frowns and says that I'm an embarrassment to DKs
>I'm crying now, because no matter which specc I play no one respects me
>I queue for BGs so I can spam emotes to alli scum /spit
>Suddenly, a pleb is moving towards me
>It's Tclick
>I am so hard
He whispers into my ear "Nìgger did you just call me embarrassing?"
>He targets me with his powerful left mouse button and types /spit
>I'm ready
>I spam my /spit macro for Tclick
>He points at me and tells me to /spit on myself because I am playing
a mage on Alliance which makes me a alli scum myself
>It hurts my feelings so much but I do it for the RP
>I can feel the universe imploding as I bash myself for being a alli scum /spit
>I spam my /spit macro on myself
>I want to please Tclick
>He /roars "For the Horde!" and tells me to tell him how much I hate alli scum /spit
>Agonyx walks in
>He looks at us both and says "You RP motherfûckers are cringe as fûck"
>Tclick targets Agonyx and types /spit
>/Spit is love. /Spit is life.

[Tdotsavage]

>I was only 6 years old
>I loved diseases so much, I had all the facial and genital ones
>I pray to Agonyx every night before bed, thanking him for this plague I've been given
>"Unholy DK is love" I say; "Unholy DK is life"
>Guetal hears me and calls me a fàggot
>I know he was just jealous because Damage in BGs > arena rating
>I called him a pillar humper
>He frowns and says that I'm an embarrassment to DKs
>I'm crying now, because no matter which specc I play no one respects me
>I queue for BGs so I can spam emotes to alli scum /spit
>Suddenly, a pleb is moving towards me
>It's Tclick
>I am so hard
He whispers into my ear "Nìgger did you just call me embarrassing?"
>He targets me with his powerful left mouse button and types /spit
>I'm ready
>I spam my /spit macro for Tclick
>He points at me and tells me to /spit on myself because I am playing
a mage on Alliance which makes me a alli scum myself
>It hurts my feelings so much but I do it for the RP
>I can feel the universe imploding as I bash myself for being a alli scum /spit
>I spam my /spit macro on myself
>I want to please Tclick
>He /roars "For the Horde!" and tells me to tell him how much I hate alli scum /spit
>Agonyx walks in
>He looks at us both and says "You RP motherfûckers are cringe as fûck"
>Tclick targets Agonyx and types /spit
>/Spit is love. /Spit is life.

/yawn ... Ya mad bruh? You don't phase me *****

http://youtu.be/PD6AfcoG4o8

[Pallzdani]

/yawn ... Ya mad bruh? You don't phase me *****

http://youtu.be/PD6AfcoG4o8

Think this song is much better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWp4...ature=youtu.be

Spoiler: Show

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

[Tdotsavage]

Reppin Tdot reppin da 4-1-6 T.O.R.O.N.T.O all day every day



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWp4...ature=youtu.be

[Aiovous]

>I was a 14 yo ****ter
>I love Arcane spec so much, I have Arcane Blast binds all over my bars
>I pray to Djebel every night before bed, thanking him for the spec I've been given
>"Arcane Mage is love" I say; "Arcane Mage is life"
>Bestest dk on the server hears me and calls me a fàggot
>I know he's just jealous because he can't do as much damage as i do
>he counters my argument by showing his sexy 10+ mill damage screenshots
>I'm crying now because, no matter what I do he's always tripling my damage
>I queue for BGs so I can pwn some horde scum
>I queue against a double <FATALITY> premade and I get roflstomped by them
>Suddenly, a pleb is moving towards me
>It's Luminy
>I am so hard
>He whispers into my ear "Nìgger we can pwn some <FATALITY> scum together!"
>We queue against a single <FATALITY> premade
>Bestest dk on the sever still outdamaged both of us
>Luminy points at me and tells me to respec Frost or Fire so i could get a spot in Rated BGs
>It hurts my feelings so much because I can't play anything but Arcane
>I felt so sad and lonely because neither DDS or <Infected> want an AB spammer in their RBG setups
>I queue random BGs and spam AB on some random lowbies
>Djebel walks in
>He looks at me and says "You disappoint me, Aio"
>We queue BGs together and continue spamming AB on low geared hordies
>/Arcane Mage is love. /Arcane Mage is life.

ROFL, Djerbil? That's who you chose to be my senpai? I remember Djerbil

/yawn ... Ya mad bruh? You don't phase me *****

http://youtu.be/PD6AfcoG4o8

A reminder that Tclick still hasn't replied to my tribute!

Spoiler: Show

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

[Tdotsavage]

A reminder that Tclick still hasn't replied to my tribute!

Spoiler: Show

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

This is what I think of your tribute ... **** you ***** /spit


http://youtu.be/jwzzhxQazL4

[Aiovous]

This is what I think of your tribute ... **** you ***** /spit


http://youtu.be/jwzzhxQazL4

Day 38: Tclick finally replied to my tribute! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

[Kirraq]

[Tdotsavage]

Day 38: Tclick finally replied to my tribute! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

Yes Aio, I have heard your cries from the heavens you have been begging to be taught the way of pleasuring your boyfriend luminy but you are also interested in having an off the books fling going with kemii. I am here to help you Aio son. Please take this advice lightly as too much may overwhelm you to the path of enlightenment. TGod has spoken

http://youtu.be/4J3_TnpZDMw