[a] royal flush [a]

[krumlord]

next week krumthewhite heals this ****

[Ganter]

Those healer names tho.... Labistaja, Navette, Navestaja, best healers eva.

[Labistaja]

Added simple guild rules which seemed not to be written down anywhere, can be found in the main forum post or here:

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1)Thou must have fun.
2)Thou shall be ready to experience dark humour in large quantities.
3)Thou shall not get butthurt if Thou's religion(if existant)/political view is mentioned/joked about/or implemented with dark humour.
4)Thou shall be ready to raid while Raidcall is bombared with cancer music example
5)Thou shall be online at least 15 minutes before the raid.
6)Thou shall not bring elitist attitude. If Thou decides to be elitist, such as "Oh, I'm so good; I have X that achievement; You are all low", Thou shall be **** on, made fun of, dkp deducted, demoted.
7)Thou SHALL NOT PLAY EDM ON RAIDCALL.
8)Thou shall not set items and achievements as the main priority of the game. If Thou only seeks for previously mentioned, Thou might as well leave the guild.
9)Thou shall not cry about an item or dkp.
10)Thou must know, that the only forbidden topics in guild chat are: Horses, 9gag, League of Legends.
11)Thou must not have a pair of extra chromosones.
12)Thou must know: OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES

[pescarhoinar]

where can i apply for your guild?

[Labistaja]

ROYAL FLUSH LoD #9!
Raid done in 2h, not bad.

Quite many new people today, specially healers so 5 healers. Had boomkin dcd at p1, kek. 5 seconds from hard enrage.

Tanks:
Trvekvlt (MT)
Labistaja (OT)

Healers:
Bubamarica
Navette
Fanvasnygg
Simitakin
Alissia

Melee dps:
Papippara
Morbus
Dragonborn
Niple

Ranged DPS:
Bulkman
Excelenta
Mivu
Mmx
Draugs
Ninja
Berithalk
Omnia
Priesteriits
Mosaid
Sunlight
Sumu
Raivikk
Awidzisz



Juicy lewt:

[Dead pinto aka Invincible's Reins] Draugs - 4000 DKP
[Oathbinder, Charge of the Ranger-General Trvekvlt - 4186 DKP
[Fal'inrush, Defender of Quel'thalas] Bulkman - 1855DKP
Too lazy to post marks, who cares anyway?

[Mindurbusiness]

GZ my niblets... I was hawk eye in this raid, foqn valkyr... so it was 24 man :D

[Labistaja]

ROYAL FLUSH LoD #10!
Another week, another LoD.
1 wipe on LK due to messed up necrotic.
Done in exactly 2 hours with 2 wipes on sindy and 1 wipe on LK.

4-5 new LoDs, 4 healers this time.

Tanks:
Trvekvlt (MT)
Camel (OT)

Healers:
Labistaja
Navette
Djuksi
Alissia

Melee dps:
Papippara
Fckthenoobs
Morbus
Dragonborn
Niple
Conqisdatork

Ranged DPS:
Bulkman
Miakhalifa
Mmx
Draugs
Vroomvroom
Yakuuza
Berithalk
Lockasz
Priesteriits
Mosaid
Fanvasnygg
Sumu
Opamp



Juicy lewt:

[Dead pinto aka Invincible's Reins] Berithalk - 4040DKP
[Heaven's Fall, Kryss of a Thousand Lies] Labistaja - 0 DKP Just to piss of rogues in Dalaran.
[Archus, Greatstaff of Antonidas] Djuksi - 1423DKP
Too lazy to post marks, who cares anyway?

[Vaahtoooo]

[G] [80:Ruslan]: In gods eyes, we're all equal


Pls.

[Labistaja]

[G] [80:Ruslan]: In gods eyes, we're all equal


Pls.

Pls i kri, I just said it to **** with peoples minds.

On a serious note, we're recruiting tanks as of now, if you have it what it takes, make sure to whisper me or any of my reliable officers in the game.

[Vaahtoooo]

reliable officers

Angry bulgarian
Did questionable things to gain officer
Fishy gnoem
And one who is rarely online

How many I got right

[krumlord]

pretty accurate tbh

[Labistaja]

Angry bulgarian
Did questionable things to gain officer
Fishy gnoem
And one who is rarely online
How many I got right

1) Krumlord
2) Navette
3) Mechamia
4) Geddylee
Pretty accurate, edited in the names, kek.

[Enima]

Hey, I didn't do any questionable things! :D

[Labistaja]

ROYAL FLUSH LoD #11!
New people and new tank today.

6-7 new LoDs today, gratz folks, kinda edgy kill but got the shiz done.

Tanks:
Trvekvlt (MT)
Adryano (OT)

Healers:
Labistaja
Navette
Andrean
Alissia

Melee dps:
Papippara
Fckthenoobs
Xtraordinary
Getbulked
Niple
Forcedentry


Ranged DPS:
Drowwranger
Excelenta
Mmx
Draugs
Ninja
Mechamia
Pietastic
Lockasz
Mosaid
Sunlight
Winston
Raivikk
Awidzisz



Juicy lewt:

[Dead pinto aka Invincible's Reins] Excelenta - 4952 DKP
[Heaven's Fall, Kryss of a Thousand Lies aka the ****daggerl Draugs - 200 DKP
[[Bloodsurge, Kel'Thuzad's Blade of Agony] Adryano - 5DKP OS

[Enima]

As always carrying those niblets...hue