1. I'm a better rogue. You can't pick pocket your heroes.

  2. I cut my finger while peeling potatoes for my soup

    #ThingsIDoForLove
    I burned my finger while frying potatoes for my dinner

    #ThingsIAmGettingTiredOfDoingForLove

    I will end up hospitalizing myself if I'm gonna cook every day.

  3. I burned my finger while frying potatoes for my dinner

    #ThingsIAmGettingTiredOfDoingForLove

    I will end up hospitalizing myself if I'm gonna cook every day.
    You're too melodramatic. I have cooked for myself for the last 4 years and I think I cut my finger worthy of mention once maybe. And I cook, not fried taters and boiled eggs cook, but real food cook.

  4. I burned my finger while frying potatoes for my dinner

    #ThingsIAmGettingTiredOfDoingForLove

    I will end up hospitalizing myself if I'm gonna cook every day.
    You may end up in the hospital, but at least you'll have a start on a menu.
    Sliced Finger & Potato soup.
    Fried Potatoes & Fingers.

  5. You're too melodramatic. I have cooked for myself for the last 4 years and I think I cut my finger worthy of mention once maybe. And I cook, not fried taters and boiled eggs cook, but real food cook.
    Maybe.
    But it hurts. So I get the right to complain about my situation.

    And I also cook "real food". I can make bolognese sauce, stew, oven-cooked steak with tomato-sauce potatoes and rosemary, everything chicken, including asian dishes, rice with duck-leg-and-wing-meat, peas and pork, etc.

    I can make desserts too. I can make crepes, brownies and most cakes.

    But that doesn't mean I have the time/patience to always do them. I'd rather just cook fries and eggs every morning.

    You may end up in the hospital, but at least you'll have a start on a menu.
    Sliced Finger & Potato soup.
    Fried Potatoes & Fingers.
    Fingers make great sausage replacements.
    What people who eat my food don't know won't hurt them ;)

  6. Maybe.
    But it hurts. So I get the right to complain about my situation.

    And I also cook "real food". I can make bolognese sauce, stew, oven-cooked steak with tomato-sauce potatoes and rosemary, everything chicken, including asian dishes, rice with duck-leg-and-wing-meat, peas and pork, etc.

    I can make desserts too. I can make crepes, brownies and most cakes.

    But that doesn't mean I have the time/patience to always do them. I'd rather just cook fries and eggs every morning.
    Good. If we're going to be together, I need a man who can cook and take care of himself.

  7. Get in line.

    You're not the only one who wants me.

  8. But I'm the only one who will get you.

  9. But I'm the only one who will get you.
    boldly said. but he remains unconvinced


  10. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Did you join the movement yet? #BlametheBleach

  11. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Did you join the movement yet? #BlametheBleach
    I despise "hashtags." And the whole thing was based on something I said.

  12. I despise "hashtags." And the whole thing was based on something I said.
    It's about the hashtag. **** the hashtags. It's about the movement himself.

  13. I don't see how am I being melodramatic. If anything I'm rather stoical.

  14. Finding a meme for that will take a while...

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