Share something pointless about your life!

[Mercy]

I burned my finger while frying potatoes for my dinner

#ThingsIAmGettingTiredOfDoingForLove

I will end up hospitalizing myself if I'm gonna cook every day.

You may end up in the hospital, but at least you'll have a start on a menu.
Sliced Finger & Potato soup.
Fried Potatoes & Fingers.

[Radvo]

You're too melodramatic. I have cooked for myself for the last 4 years and I think I cut my finger worthy of mention once maybe. And I cook, not fried taters and boiled eggs cook, but real food cook.

Maybe.
But it hurts. So I get the right to complain about my situation.

And I also cook "real food". I can make bolognese sauce, stew, oven-cooked steak with tomato-sauce potatoes and rosemary, everything chicken, including asian dishes, rice with duck-leg-and-wing-meat, peas and pork, etc.

I can make desserts too. I can make crepes, brownies and most cakes.

But that doesn't mean I have the time/patience to always do them. I'd rather just cook fries and eggs every morning.

You may end up in the hospital, but at least you'll have a start on a menu.
Sliced Finger & Potato soup.
Fried Potatoes & Fingers.

Fingers make great sausage replacements.
What people who eat my food don't know won't hurt them ;)

[TheClam]

Maybe.
But it hurts. So I get the right to complain about my situation.

And I also cook "real food". I can make bolognese sauce, stew, oven-cooked steak with tomato-sauce potatoes and rosemary, everything chicken, including asian dishes, rice with duck-leg-and-wing-meat, peas and pork, etc.

I can make desserts too. I can make crepes, brownies and most cakes.

But that doesn't mean I have the time/patience to always do them. I'd rather just cook fries and eggs every morning.

Good. If we're going to be together, I need a man who can cook and take care of himself.

[Radvo]

Get in line.

You're not the only one who wants me.

[TheClam]

But I'm the only one who will get you.

[Huskymudkipz]

But I'm the only one who will get you.

boldly said. but he remains unconvinced

[Obnoxious]

You're too melodramatic.

You

[magaginho]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Did you join the movement yet? #BlametheBleach

[Obnoxious]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Did you join the movement yet? #BlametheBleach

I despise "hashtags." And the whole thing was based on something I said.

[magaginho]

I despise "hashtags." And the whole thing was based on something I said.

It's about the hashtag. **** the hashtags. It's about the movement himself.

[TheClam]

I don't see how am I being melodramatic. If anything I'm rather stoical.

[Obnoxious]

Finding a meme for that will take a while...

[TheClam]

It's 12:27 and I'm dog-tired. Another day like this and I'll legit do something I'll regret later. Tomorrow, like the Bible says, it'll be a day of resting. God knows I need some of that.

[SaphedaSera]

Orly? You want to find out?

Can I film these completely innocent , rated G fer general audiences, proceedings. Call it as you will, Warmane, a documentary.

PS. Why is my new signature not working . *growl*

[TheClam]

Can I film these completely innocent , rated G fer general audiences, proceedings. Call it like on Warmane, a documentary.

a film for the whole family to enjoy