Share something pointless about your life!

[Radvo]

Do you make it about her too? It would be lame *every time* only self pleasuring yourself. Start the engine up by foreplaying for her, my friend.

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Pop out your instrument. "Not in the mood" only works if you're not assertive enough.

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All these fake girls and sex experts jk mouthbreathing basement dwellers are hilarious.

U caught us oh noes. I claim fake girl.

[magaginho]

All these fake girls and sex experts jk mouthbreathing basement dwellers are hilarious.

For someone that dreams with being a good troll you got me wondering about yourself as well.

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Hmmmm... I wonder.

[Mercy]

All these fake girls and sex experts jk mouthbreathing basement dwellers are hilarious.

Feel free to go back under your bridge at any time.

[Cenarius]

For someone that dreams with being a good troll you got me wondering about yourself as well.

Troll? Pointing out obvious facts is not trolling.
In this topic everyone seems to have knowledge of everything while never understanding a single joke. Makes the thread gold when monkeys start picking at each other.

SJW's, fake girls, 2k5 jokes, you guys are hilarious is all I wanted to say.

inb4 roasted by SJW's and fake girls with 2k5 jokes.

[Mercy]

Feel free to point out "real" facts without being ambiguous too (before you go under your bridge, if you so desire). I'll enjoy watching the entire group pounce on you.

[Lotz]

Somehow managed to fall asleep for 4-5 hours after turning on TV and listening to our Prime Minister for a bit, so yea, politics works for me.
p.s: golf didn't work, Kardashians are bit***s and I'm not a grill, Radvo :D

[Cenarius]

Feel free to point out "real" facts without being ambiguous too (before you go under your bridge, if you so desire). I'll enjoy watching the entire group pounce on you.

You sound like you hold some kind of a grudge against me.
I merely wrote a comment and look at you, after being ignored because you wrote an unnecessary comment you comment again.
My facts aren't ambiguous at all, what possible explanations could 'fake girl' and 'SJW' have other than that?
Don't use words you don't understand.

inb4 roasted by SJW's and fake girls with 2k5 jokes.

[sushikitty]

Troll? Pointing out obvious facts is not trolling..

Fake girls? I thought this would be put to rest by now, hearing this since I was 15. 12 years now. Birthday in 3 days. *cries* I'm old. >:

Any who, girls not on the internet was sooo~ early 2000's.

[Mercy]

You sound like you hold some kind of a grudge against me.

Do I need to hold a grudge to have a problem with someone throwing around random insults, thereby violating the forum rules? I mean, it is my job after all.

I merely wrote a comment and look at you, after being ignored because you wrote an unnecessary comment you comment again.

It was rather necessary. The implication is that you should either stop or go away. Since those are the only options that would end favorably for you.

My facts aren't ambiguous at all, what possible explanations could 'fake girl' and 'SJW' have other than that?
Don't use words you don't understand.

You're making accusations without any factual basis, and intentionally avoiding to direct it at specific individuals. Me having to explain my use of language to you doesn't mean it's a word I don't understand. Rather, quite the opposite.

In case you hadn't figured it out yet: Change your attitude or don't post.

[magaginho]

Troll? Pointing out obvious facts is not trolling.
In this topic everyone seems to have knowledge of everything while never understanding a single joke. Makes the thread gold when monkeys start picking at each other.

SJW's, fake girls, 2k5 jokes, you guys are hilarious is all I wanted to say.

inb4 roasted by SJW's and fake girls with 2k5 jokes.

Pointing out something which you truly want to believe in doesn't make it an obvious fact.

Keeping in mind that you approached someone through a sexual reference I also question myself if you truly know what sex is since you make question of trying to look superior. Usually the ones that talk the most are the ones that do the least.

Also looking at your forum history, keeping in mind the ridiculous ammount of time you lose in some of those threads attempting to troll people I do question who's the "mouthbreathing basement dweller" - After all, you do lose a ridiculous ammount of time in this forums in order to be such a phenomenon.

Any who, girls not on the internet was sooo~ early 2000's.

He still didn't update his catalogue for funnys. Be patient. He'll get there soon.

[Obnoxious]

Troll? Pointing out obvious facts is not trolling.
In this topic everyone seems to have knowledge of everything while never understanding a single joke. Makes the thread gold when monkeys start picking at each other.

SJW's, fake girls, 2k5 jokes, you guys are hilarious is all I wanted to say.

inb4 roasted by SJW's and fake girls with 2k5 jokes.

The thing is your so-called "jokes" aren't funny, to anyone in here it seems. It's not even a case of controversial jokes, that some find funny and some might get offended. You simply make posts attacking people to rile them up, and in really awful form too, so you can't even claim to be a "classy troll." I guess you misinterpreted the purpose of this section as being some sort of 4chan.

So, since you even went and had another post deleted meanwhile, let's make it official: if this is the only sort of "contribution" you expect to give to this section, stay out of it. Don't take this as a suggestion, though, because it isn't. If you come post here just to be an offensive troll on users again, you will be considered forbidden from using the Off-Topic section. Sounds good?

[Cenarius]

Nah the actual funny thing is that you don't let me post but keep bashing me, if I retaliated in any way it would be deleted most likely.
That's like keeping someone on ignore ingame but spamming his chat.
Me telling people what I think in a topic that is full of other people doing the same is not meant to be funny/troll, I just wrote something off my mind.
It's not my problem (well technically it could have been) if someone got offended over it, and I don't really stand in your way of protecting them from it because it's your job and I really did insult that particular group of people.
You are making up things such as 'your so called jokes' and 'controversial jokes' and I guess that you really believe that.
Whatever shakes your boat.

[Kemii]

Nah the actual funny thing is that you don't let me post but keep bashing me.

Well maybe if you didn't come into our thread and try and label us and be a complete jerk then maybe you'd have been accepted.

You are not one off us, nor will be if you can't comprehend that our female population here is real and the year is 2016.

So, the door is that way, close it on your way out.

[Cenarius]

Well maybe if you didn't come into our thread and try and label us and be a complete jerk then maybe you'd have been accepted.

You are not one off us, nor will be if you can't comprehend that our female population here is real and the year is 2016.

So, the door is that way, close it on your way out.

In the comment that got deleted I clearly wrote that I never excluded female population, only said that there are the other ones as well.
It's really not that hard to comprehend, you should try.
I don't know why you people are still feeding this if our opinions are clearly radically different and the forum mods obviously don't want them exchanged here.

[TheClam]

SJW

SJW ... SJW.

Hold on a second. I keep hearing this SJW being thrown around but why do you use it as some sort of insult. Did the mean SJWs call you a cis male again, little Timmy?