Either we have very different interpretations of being "drunk as ****" or you're bull****ting.
I don't follow. Why am I bull****ting? I was indeed being drunk as ****. I don't even remember what happened half that night and only vaguely remember using my phone at all, which I obviously did as I had several posts on instagram and facebook as well.
Wait, why is it even important? Why is it """debated""" so wholeheartedly? Being drunk alters the way you behave and that's that. You can argue semantics as long as you want, I don't care.
I've killed myself twice.
I've broken up with Orphic seven times.
An average of fourteen people do, in fact, get raped by dolphins per year in the United States.
More people die from being struck by lightning prr year than they do by shark attacks.
The most visible spectrum of light to the human eye is Charteusse.
Adolf Hitler was Jewish.
The city "Springfield" in The Simpsons is an allusion to Springfield, Missouri. There are 7 other "Springfield"s in the United States.
The most common pet name is Max, however Max is only the most common name in dogs.
I'm really bored and knew all these from Academic Decathalon.
I've spent the last 2 month sat on my *** playing wow, that the leather on my chair has cracked and now iI have to wear pants to stop it cutting me. #truestory
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Damn I remember that chair, it was horrible to sit on without getting you *** torn to shreds.
Don't buy fake leather guys.