<Mouth Breathers> ' plump, hairy chest is open to embrace your frail body!

[SexualMoth]

Alright, my sugar plums, here's what's up. We are a new, social guild, looking for relaxed people with a sense of humor. Our goal is to create a community, no matter how small, medium or stupid phat, that we can hang out and have fun playing with. PvE guilds, who ride your di*k dry to join every 7 hour raid or threaten to kick you if you don't join, are an unholy environment for any player who wants to relax and enjoy playing the game how they want to.

With that and similar instances in mind, we have decided to create a little haven for: all of the hardcore PvE guild rejects, people who can't get in top PvP guilds cause they don't have 6.2k+ gs and arena rating of 2.2+, people who are still leveling or have just hit 80, gimps, CHADS, achievement hunters, Bushmen, people in their 50s looking for a bit of zest in their life and all others who are in search of a better, more pickle-tickling gaming experience.

Once we collect a wholesome amount of infinity stoners, we will be doing all kinds of PvE and PvP, random achievements and all that good shiet you can do when you have a group of fully erect gibbons watching your back.

Miss us with racism, discrimination based on religious views or sexual orientation, and the worst of all - begging for gold. Give us all the dank memes, chill vibes, love and support your scrawny butt can muster, and we just might do the same <3

Be like the forests of Lordaeron, whisper us for an invite! Looking forward to receiving your little angel whispers on: Menzozis, Florence, Malthael.

[Crazybutlazy]

Finally a guild with class
Good luck on your recruitment

[BluefireRedsea]

SIGN ME UP! I love everything about this guild LMAO. I was sold on the guild name. Didn't even have to read the rest of your paragraph XD

http://prntscr.com/k4uz8t

Thank that gentleman for introducing me to your guild

[ajv1224]

I'd love an invite :)

Msg me in game if you want
Needmoredkp - Icecrown